What’s your sign? Inside Beat predicts your Halloweekend


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ARIES: MARCH 21 - APRIL 20

There might be a few bumps in the road this weekend, like face planting on Easton Avenue. But your natural ability to bounce back will have you up on your feet, dusting off that carefully planned costume and hitting the next party in no time. Your resiliency will definitely come in handy tomorrow morning when your head feels like it’s 300 lbs., but you need a quick and speedy recovery so you can do it all over again.

TAURUS: APRIL 21 - MAY 21

Even when your plans get hijacked by that friend who’s always changing his or her mind last minute, (ahem, Libra), your cool and collected demeanor while handling the situation will throw everyone off, given your stubborn nature. Take a breath, have a drink and let it go. Let’s be honest, an hour from now you’ll be having so much fun, you probably won’t even remember what you were upset about. 

GEMINI: MAY 22 - JUNE 21

Your natural curiosity will inspire you to take a risk, and you’ll wind up convincing your friends to check out a new bar everyone’s been talking about. Muster up the confidence to look right in the eye patch of the hottie in the pirate costume and give him or her your number. Just drink responsibly — you don’t want to scare off potential mates with your double personality after taking too many shots. 

CANCER: JUNE 22 - JULY 23

Things can go either two ways for you tonight. If you’re feeling good and keep a positive attitude, all should go smoothly and according to plan. But beware — your moody nature might make an appearance and when then that happens, you might be tempted to drown your sorrows in a bottle. Don’t do it. Seriously. If your ex doesn’t answer your first drunk text, he or she won’t answer the next 40. 

LEO: JULY 24 - AUGUST 23

Always wanting to be the center of attention, you probably have a killer costume that will get you compliments all night long. If you can participate in a costume contest, do it, because you will probably win. Don’t get too distracted by all the glory though, because pumpkin spice and cheap liquor aren’t the only things in the air tonight. Keep an eye out for the cutie you keep randomly bumping into at the house party, because the two of you might be sharing more than just candy tonight.

VIRGO: AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23

Tomorrow morning all your friends will owe you. Whether it was keeping them away from moving traffic, convincing them that the girl at the bar wasn’t really Jennifer Lawrence’s second cousin or finding their phone when all hope was lost, you will be the hero of the night. Don’t worry though — they have all weekend to do the same for you. So celebrate accordingly and pat yourself on the back, because you deserve it. 

LIBRA: SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23

You’ll go to Knight Club, Tula’s and then somehow end up at the house party of that guy you had expository writing with freshman year. Your indecisiveness will have you running around New Brunswick like a mad person, so before it gets too late, make a decision and stick to it! Don’t push it tonight, though. Have your fun and live it up, but when it feels like all the good times are over, go home. You know what they say: Nothing good happens after 2 a.m. 

SCORPIO: OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22

Given that this is the month of your sign, tonight is your night and nothing can ruin it. Whatever comes your way, you’re going to handle it like a champ. Whether it’s a wardrobe malfunction with your costume, breaking up a fight between the two guys dressed as ketchup and mustard that just can’t seem to get along or squeezing in one more shot before last call, you will make it through this night alive. Live it up and dance on that table. 

SAGITARIUS: NOV 23 - DEC 22

Halloweekend is all that you have been waiting for. No matter what happens or where you end up, you will be sure to have a great time. Just take it easy on the whiskey because no one likes a mean drunk, and the last thing you need is your friend breaking up a fistfight between you and the smart mouth in the Thor costume. Keep your cool, make a friend and go with the flow. Halloween only comes once a year.

CAPRICORN: DEC 23 - JAN 20

The night might not start off great, but as they say, all good things come with time. If you can make it through the lull at the pregame, your night is sure to be a success. Don’t let your shy nature keep you from taking a chance on the girl or guy on the other side of the room. A little liquid encouragement should give you just the confidence you need to make your move. 

AQUARIUS: JAN 21 - FEB 19 

Don’t overthink everything tonight. Just go with the flow and enjoy yourself. If you get too caught up in the little details, you might just find yourself in a screaming match with a stranger you’re convinced is actually the devil. Avoid the drama and let loose — you’ll be the life of the party for sure, but only if you manage not to get kicked out before that party starts. 

PISCES: FEB 20 - MARCH 20

You might be feeling torn between plans, but whichever party you choose, you will be sure to make the best of it. Be careful whom you flirt with — just because they’re wearing a crown doesn’t mean the guy or girl you meet is your fairytale ending. Play it safe and go home with friends for the night. You can always pursue it another day when you both have a little less wine clouding your judgment. 


Danielle Gonzalez

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