5 bizarre foods found in my apartment
I keep asking myself why I have some of these foods in my apartment, and I can't seem to figure it out. I'm just going to blame my dad, since I live with him — yeah, that works.
1. Canned octopus
Don't ask because I don't even know.
2. Five month-old Butterscotch Krimpets
Mmm, nothing sounds quite delightful as packaged cakes that have been expired for almost half a year. I really need to re-evaluate my pantry. Thank god I didn't eat those by accident because I probably would've ended up in Robert Wood Johnson.
3. Black bean pasta
I'm guessing these are from my "clean eating" phase. Yeah, that didn't last long — where's the baked ziti at?
4. Dried prunes
Gramps called, he wants his prunes back. Prunes are the official old person food — everyone knows that. No wonder these raunchy, dried up, shit look-alike dried fruits are not even open in my house.
5. A plastic-wrapped Belgian waffle
Sounds pretty fresh, eh?